Husband And Wife Funny Quotes

Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — rodney dangerfield, american comedian 12.

If my husband doesn’t love me as a wife, i won’t be happy with a man who respects me like a queen. Funny marriage anniversary quotes for wife wife and i husband. Wives, husbands and marriage work together hand in hand.

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~joey adams if you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; They take time to mature. Marriage is the perfection of what love is aimed at, ignorant of what it seeks. My wife told me to go and get something that would make her look attractive.